My best friend Carrie (teknomichiru) filled out this survey thing, and when I read it I couldn't resist giving it a shot with my own name.


Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:

Samantha needs a new life cause u r all sucking the life out of this one
[[ i....uhm.........what...?]]


Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:

Samantha looks like a sexy girl with an appetite for lust
[[...o_O.......dear lord...]]


Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:

Samantha Says Vote!
[[well, you should i suppose]]


Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:

Samantha wants to be happy with her boyfriend, but his friends are not letting him
[[ i don't have a boyfriend at the moment so this imaginary boyfriend can go play with his asshole friends ]]


Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:

Samantha does it after a good rub down
[[now that just sounds so wrong]]


Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:

Samantha hates vegetables and would be happy living on a diet of chocolate
[[chocolate may be good but that sounds rather extreme]]


Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:

Samantha asks if Gail can think of anywhere Sherri would have gone
[[who the fuck is gail? better yet, who the fuck is sherri?]]


Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:

Samantha goes to live with her grandmother in 1904.
[[ i...apparently can time travel. go me.]]


Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:

Samantha likes to get WILD to catch a man's eye
[[oh COME ON already >_< ]]


Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:

Samantha eats her bones on the kitchen floor or in her kennel
[[...i hate you, so much -_- ]]


Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:

Samantha wears high button black boots most of the time
[[ooo. kinky]]


Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search

Samantha was arrested after an incident in which she kicked a teacher's aide in a class for students with emotional problems.
[[uhm...i'm a bad little girl?]]